::pretends its the matrix movie and shutsdown
@echo off 
title Matrix, I HAVE YOU, ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE 
color 0a 

echo W 
ping localhost -n 1.5 >nul 
cls 
echo Wa 
ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul 
cls 
echo Wak 
ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul 
cls 
echo Wake 
ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul 
cls 
echo Wake 
ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul 
cls 
echo Wake u 
ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul 
cls 
echo Wake up 
ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul 
cls 
echo Wake up 
ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul 
cls 
echo Wake up %username%... 
ping localhost -n 10 >nul 
cls 
echo T 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Th 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo The 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo The M 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo The Ma 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo The Mat 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo The Matr 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo The Matri 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo The Matrix 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo The Matrix h 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo The Matrix ha 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo The Matrix has 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo The Matrix has y 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo The Matrix has yo 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo The Matrix has you 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo The Matrix has you. 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo The Matrix has you.. 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo The Matrix has you... 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo The Matrix has you.... 
ping localhost -n 5 >nul 
cls 
echo F 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Fo 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Fol 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Foll 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follo 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follow 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follow 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follow t 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follow th 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follow the 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follow the 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follow the w 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follow the wh 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follow the whi 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follow the whit 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follow the white 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follow the white 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follow the white r 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follow the white ra 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls
echo Follow the white rab 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follow the white rabb 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follow the white rabbi 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follow the white rabbit 
ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 
cls 
echo Follow the white rabbit. 
ping localhost -n 4 >nul 
cls 
echo k 
ping localhost -n 1 >nul 
cls 
echo Kn
ping localhost -n 1 >nul 
cls 
echo Kno 
ping localhost -n 1 >nul 
cls 
echo Knoc 
ping localhost -n 1 >nul cls 
cls 
echo Knock 
ping localhost -n 1 >nul 
cls 
echo Knock, 
ping localhost -n 1 >nul 
cls 
echo Knock,k 
ping localhost -n 1 >nul 
cls 
echo Knock,kn 
ping localhost -n 1 >nul 
cls 
echo Knock,kno 
ping localhost -n 1 >nul 
cls 
echo Knock,knoc 
ping localhost -n 1 >nul 
cls 
echo Knock,knock 
ping localhost -n 1 >nul 
cls 
echo Knock,knock %username%. 
ping localhost -n 7 >nul 

setlocal EnableDelayedExpansion
	for /l %%x in (1,1,40) do (
		echo !random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random! 
	)
endlocal
pause
shutdown -s -t 15 -c "I, Matrix, Declare Victory Over %username%!"
pause