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Diffstat (limited to 'Matrix')
| -rw-r--r-- | Matrix/Matrix.bat | 205 |
1 files changed, 205 insertions, 0 deletions
diff --git a/Matrix/Matrix.bat b/Matrix/Matrix.bat new file mode 100644 index 0000000..556ba8e --- /dev/null +++ b/Matrix/Matrix.bat @@ -0,0 +1,205 @@ +::pretends its the matrix movie and shutsdown
+@echo off
+title Matrix, I HAVE YOU, ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE
+color 0a
+
+echo W
+ping localhost -n 1.5 >nul
+cls
+echo Wa
+ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul
+cls
+echo Wak
+ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul
+cls
+echo Wake
+ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul
+cls
+echo Wake
+ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul
+cls
+echo Wake u
+ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul
+cls
+echo Wake up
+ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul
+cls
+echo Wake up
+ping localhost -n 1.3 >nul
+cls
+echo Wake up %username%...
+ping localhost -n 10 >nul
+cls
+echo T
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Th
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo The
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo The M
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo The Ma
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo The Mat
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo The Matr
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo The Matri
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo The Matrix
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo The Matrix h
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo The Matrix ha
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo The Matrix has
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo The Matrix has y
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo The Matrix has yo
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo The Matrix has you
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo The Matrix has you.
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo The Matrix has you..
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo The Matrix has you...
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo The Matrix has you....
+ping localhost -n 5 >nul
+cls
+echo F
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Fo
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Fol
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Foll
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follo
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow t
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow th
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow the
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow the
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow the w
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow the wh
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow the whi
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow the whit
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow the white
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow the white
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow the white r
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow the white ra
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow the white rab
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow the white rabb
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow the white rabbi
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow the white rabbit
+ping localhost -n 1.2 >nul
+cls
+echo Follow the white rabbit.
+ping localhost -n 4 >nul
+cls
+echo k
+ping localhost -n 1 >nul
+cls
+echo Kn
+ping localhost -n 1 >nul
+cls
+echo Kno
+ping localhost -n 1 >nul
+cls
+echo Knoc
+ping localhost -n 1 >nul cls
+cls
+echo Knock
+ping localhost -n 1 >nul
+cls
+echo Knock,
+ping localhost -n 1 >nul
+cls
+echo Knock,k
+ping localhost -n 1 >nul
+cls
+echo Knock,kn
+ping localhost -n 1 >nul
+cls
+echo Knock,kno
+ping localhost -n 1 >nul
+cls
+echo Knock,knoc
+ping localhost -n 1 >nul
+cls
+echo Knock,knock
+ping localhost -n 1 >nul
+cls
+echo Knock,knock %username%.
+ping localhost -n 7 >nul
+
+setlocal EnableDelayedExpansion
+ for /l %%x in (1,1,40) do (
+ echo !random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!!random!
+ )
+endlocal
+pause
+shutdown -s -t 15 -c "I, Matrix, Declare Victory Over %username%!"
+pause
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